From a previous post, I predicted that I might be “canceled” for a touchy conversation I had Friday at the High School our Governor Newscum matriculated from. Sorry, I know I just ended a sentence with a preposition – which reminds me of the Texan at Harvard joke. A Texan newly accepted to Harvard innocently asked a very preppy looking fellow smoking a pipe and wearing a sweater with those funny looking patches on the elbows – “Sir, can you tell me where the Li-brarry is at?” The preppy very indignantly replied: “At Haaavad, we do not end a sentence with a preposition!” The Texan took a second to compose himself and responded: “Ok then, can you tell me where the Li-brarry is at — asshole!”
I digress. My prediction came true. Monday, I showed up and by 3rd period I was gone. Booted. Escorted off premises by the Principal. Not sure what exactly got me booted Monday at Newscum High. I think it just might have been the last period discussion I had with the very attractive Alpha female Friday where I made the Charlie Kirk comparison to MLK. She mysteriously didn’t show up for 3rd period today – and it could have been her that complained to the Principal about my outrageous abuse of the 1st Amendment. After all, comparing Charlie Kirk to MLK is blasphemy of the highest order in minds of many on the hard left. So, that is definitely one possibility.
The other possibility was an incident from the 1st period where a young girl in a skimpy tank top adjusted the thermostat higher since she was cold. I walked over and asked why she didn’t ask permission before she started playing with the thermostat – inferring that perhaps other people might find the temperature acceptable. Then I said the most horrific thing anyone could possibly say, and in hindsight I see why she was so upset: “wouldn’t it be better if you simply wore more clothes?” At the time, I thought it was sort of funny in a satirical way, but now I know better. Nothing is more insulting to these young half naked girls in High school than telling them or even inferring that they should dress appropriately. Obviously, I do not have a clue about modern dress codes at Newscum High.
So, when I met with the principal outside, I apologized profusely. I didn’t think that my comment would elicit such hurt feelings. But I understand. Only a few years ago, most High Schools – even in woke California – had the semblance of a dress code that discouraged females from showing too much skin. But those days are gone. After all, most of the moms in Marin – saggy butts and all – love to wear those tight yoga pants – and tight blouses to show off their latest breast augmentation – so how can we possibly expect their spawn to behave any differently? I am just old school. I learned my lesson. The inmates run the asylum so get with the program if you want to continue to be employed at said asylums formerly known as High Schools in Marin County.