Should I say it out loud? Should I bury the lead so you will keep reading to find out who Bill thinks will be the next Barack Hussein Obama – and savior of the Democrat Party in 2028? What the hell – it’s Jasmine Felicia Crocket – who else?
Let me start out by saying that I do believe both have been discovered by Hollywood and our corrupt democrat media. In Obama’s case, he was to quote Joe Biden: “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,”. Ouch. But that is the point. He was black – but not too black. And most of all he was articulate. Unlike you’re average Democrat House black Bernie Thompson – no I wasn’t going to say “house nigger” – but some of you thought I would. He did make the most egregious stupid comment in his questioning of Homeland Sec. head Kristi Noem about the attack on two National guard soldiers where one was killed: Yes he did “axe” a question. And he did call the murder of the female guardsman, guardsperson (is this getting cumbersome to keep up with PC or what?) who was shot in the head “an unfortunate incident”. Needless to say, Bernie does not fit the bill – that is, Bill’s criteria for becoming Obama 2.0.
But Felicia Crocket – distant cousin of Davy – checks most if not all the boxes. Black, female, and though not quite as articulate as Obama 1.0 – she is AOC with even a better tan! She has a prestigious law degree from from University of Houston#63. OK, not exactly Harvard #6 or Stanford #1 or my alma mater Texas Law – #14 (US News and World Report 2025 ranking of US Law Schools), but she did manage to pass the bar – we assume so because it says so in that trustworthy Internet encyclopedia Wikipedia where only Marxists and Democrats are allowed to actually “edit” content. She became a public defender in Bowie County Texas – inner city Dallas – and moved up the food chain after Eric Johnson vacated his Texas state house seat in 2019 (no doubt the dem mafia made him “an offer he couldn’t refuse”) – conveniently giving Felicia her status and an opportunity in 2020 to run and narrowly win the US House seat from Lorraine Birabil to join the other 434 members of the US House of Representatives and a slam dunk win in the general election in 2020. Interesting enough, in the 2022 election she got financing from the biggest crook in US history since Bernie Madoff – Crypto fraudster – Sam Bankman-Fried who should have been sentenced to 100 years – but got off with only a 25 year sentence. With the state of our injustice system – he’ll probably be pardoned and out in a few years scamming again – with the help of grateful friends like Felicia no doubt.
Felicia also is female. Or did I already say that? That should be big. Not only will the first female POTUS be well, without a penis, she will be black and without a penis. What a win for the angry white middle aged clipped haired virtue signaling self loathing democrat females. Yes, they tried this with Kamala. But it seems that a billion dollars in support and that masculine Minnesota outdoorsman and lover of tampons in boys bathrooms for a VP – just couldn’t defeat big bad orange man in 2024. So, she is yesterday’s news. And though both Harris and Newscum are giving their best shot to be relevant and on the top of the ticket in 2028 for the Dems – Bill says it’s probably going to be Felicia, following more or less the same script that got Obama 1.0 elected.
If you keep up with Obama’s history, as the great Community Organizer, who despite being a B- student, got accepted to Harvard Law, he was clearly managed by Hollywood and what I call the Democrat Politburo. Though he didn’t have a great resume other than – as a Saul Alinsky Community Organizing activist in Chicago – he caught the eye of the Democrat king makers and Hollywood and was given a prime role as a DNC keynote speaker in 2004 when he was elected – that is, selected as US senator. The story goes like this. The favorite for the Illinois senate seat in 2004 was former governor George Ryan. He was married to the very hot Jerry Ryan best known as 7 of 9, the half Borg half babe on Star Trek the Next Generation who was literally poured into a very sexy body suit that did no doubt increase overall male viewership:
Well, after you guys catch your breath, let me continue. Somehow sealed documents about George’s kinky sexual calumny from the Ryan’s nasty divorce trial mysteriously was unsealed and appeared and George dropped out of the race and this unknown Barack Hussein Obama was nominated, won the senate seat in 2004 and served from 2005- 2008 – when gosh darn, he was nominated by the Democrat Party and won easily against our favorite Rino John McCain and the most abused Republican female of all time poor Sarah Palin. FYI, my second favorite Rino was the 2012 loser Romney. Rinos and losers, that’s a combination like peanut butter and jelly or JB Pritzker and Dunkin Donuts.
Anyway, I hope you begin to see the pattern. Out of nowhere, the Democrat party lost in the wilderness after the long ride from Reagan’s two terms, Bush 1, interlude with Clinton who essentially ran with the triangulation of the Reagan economy, then another 8 years with W – well, the Dems were getting tired of losing. The Marxists and far left were really upset! Now despite the unending attacks on Trump, Hillary’s “deplorables”, never ending insults, Russia hoax, the Stalinist show trial felony convictions, impeachments, assassination attempts, comparisons to Hitler, Fascist, on and on – Trump dispatches Hillary and became POTUS in 2016. And though the Dems with the help of the CCP and Covid changed the voting rules – and somehow got Obama’s dementia ridden VP – Joe Biden and his crime family 80 million votes about 25% increase from Hillary when the population increased about 4% (hmm, how did that happen?) – and Eureka! 4 years of Obama, Pelosi and Soros wet dreams came… I mean came to fruition! 2020 was theirs! But no it can’t be? Yes – big bad orange man rose from the dead – literally dodged their bullets – and became POTUS again in 2024. Oh bother!
So, here comes the savior. No it’s not going to be Kamala. Been there done that. No, it’s not the failed big haired Guvnor Newscum – Billionaire Gordon Getty’s protégé. A failure as San Francisco Mayor. A failure as California Lieutenant Guvnor and massive failure as California Guvnor. Bill’s money is on the semi-articulate foul mouthed soon to be senator from Texas. If she pulls off the miracle of becoming senator in the theoretically Red state of Texas – she will be in the minds of the Democrat Party Politburo unstoppable in 2028. She will be running against quasi Rino Cornyn in 2026 for that Texas senate seat. Now that Cornyn is an alleged Trumpie – he’s acceptable, but Ken Paxton who also is running could be the spoiler that gives Texas a gift they really do not want – not only the foul mouth Felicia – as senator – but 2028 Presidential candidate against JD. And if the media continues to hammer lies and the Gen Zs that voted for the Marxist anti-semite in NY don’t begin to see the light of an improving economy – well, it could happen. My guess is that Felicia becoming Senator is about 50-50 despite Cornyn’s confidence. But unlike McCain – I expect JD to run a Trumpian winning campaign and continue the America first agenda. With the likes of Mad Man in NY and Felicia as POTUS, God help us if we have to deal with both of these canker sores on the body politic.