A Sydney Australia tax payer funded ABC television reporter has proffered the quite astute observation that the ancient game of Chess is inherently racist since White moves first. John Adams, Chess master countered: “Quite correct. the rules of chess need to be altered! Trust the taxpayer funded national broadcaster to apply ideological Marxist frameworks to anything & everything in Australia!”
Black pieces should not only move first, but if you have the black pieces you automatically win! And I’ve been rethinking my deserts. Vanilla ice cream is racist and should be banned. From now on only chocolate and chocolate chip are to be sold! And the only non-racist coffee is to be served black! Black Coffee Matters!