The greatest B movie of all time is now actually coming true. New York – where if you “make it there, you can make it anywhere” – is now about to be run by an inexperienced, unqualified Marxist anti-Semite in a city with the largest Jewish population outside of Israel. With three horrible candidates to oppose him: Grandma killer during Covid and serial womanizer ex-mayor, an incompetent corrupt disliked mayor – and hopeless hapless Republican – it is pretty much a sure thing that Madamin or Mad man if you take out the “i” and move in its place the second “a” will be the new mayor of the largest city in America!
The Democrat party has officially gone from calling itself “progressive” to actually becoming the party of Marxist Islamists – not just a couple of congress sluts – but now the largest city in America. New York, home of Wall Street – symbol of Capitalism – will soon be run by a Marxist – ready to tax billionaires and anyone else that dares to work for living into oblivion. What could go wrong? Everything Mad Man is proposing has been tried and has failed miserably in San Francisco and Seattle and other dying left wing kook cities. My beloved San Francisco now has a relatively sane mayor – that embraces the police and attempts to keep the sidewalks free of homeless and their excrement, and it seems the city is slowly but surely turning around back to a place that tourists might want to visit. One can only hope and pray.
But my prognosis for New York is not so rosy. My guess is that in a few years after Trump and that short time of sanity, you can see the federal government totally devolve into a Marxist hell hole. Now firmly in control by Big Brother – the autocrats in charge have given up on New York – and turned Manhattan into that federal prison envisioned by Carpenter in his iconic movie. I can see it now – recruiting Snake Pliskin played by Dan Crenshaw eye patch and all – sending him to the island to rescue President Donald Pleasance look a like played by a fat and balding Gavin Newsom. The clock ticking to save Snake who has been injected with a poison that will kill him in 24 hours if he doesn’t rescue our rotund and follicly challenged ex governor of California. The jovial cab driving Ernest Borgnine character played by Senator Kennedy from Louisiana and an aging but still buxom Adrienne Barbeau are there to keep Snake’s task more interesting…and the sound track by the late great Duke of New York himself – Isaac Hayes…Who needs a movie when you have life imitating art?