Ok, I admit it. I read all these comments on Yahoo and Breitbart and I stole this one from someone calling himself the “sofa king tired of libs”. Huh? Really, I couldn’t make that up. But he’s right. The Wuhan Plague Hoax as I call it, is a scam. Or a hoax. Or a plot. Or a conspiracy. It was all planned. The Russia Hoax. Nope. Didn’t work. Then the Ukraine Hoax. Uh, uh, nope. The impeachment. What impeachment?
But for a couple of months, and maybe longer, we shall see, the Wuhan Plague has scared everyone and when the scamdemic started to wear off, the Dems went back to their favorite play in their playbook – race and riots to extort compliance. A brave white quarterback destined for the Hall of Fame made the unforgivable mistake of saying he thought taking the knee during the anthem was disrespectful. He was quickly put in his place and apologized – even large muscle-bound football players who we thought were patriotic and heroic said they too will bend a knee in submission. If the Wuhan Plague doesn’t scare them, the mob of race baiters and thugs will.
Like all great adventures in fiction, it started…Once up a time…The Great Seer and Wizard Fauci first said, “My brothers and sisters, the gods have told me that the great plague that has descended upon our great ally and friends in Wuhan China will not affect us. WE have been spared. You can go about your daily lives. Praise the great vaccine gods at the WHO and Master Bates, I mean Master Gates. And praise be Oprah. Amen.”
A few weeks later, the Oracle of Omaha, no, I mean the Oracle of Contagious Disease, set his soap box before the microphones, climbed up the mountainous platform, his five foot two inches were transformed into a six foot five vision – a god he was, turned his countenance toward the cameras of all the great networks of Big Brother: ABCCBSNBCMSLSDCNN and even the lowly FOX and said: “Woe, the plague has indeed descended upon us. But do not fear. We shall contain it. No need to wear masks. AS comrade DeBlasio and his health commissioner have said, enjoy your Chinese New Year celebrations, ride the subways, go to your restaurants, spread the plague, I mean spread joy and happiness!” Our nation’s sweet Grandma Nancy told the same to her Bolshevik followers on the other coast in the land of St. Francis. And though we were slightly concerned, the Great Fauci and Grandma Nancy had spoken.
A month later the Great Oracle once again spoke and this time with the Big Bad Orange Man. We were all concerned. “Sons, fathers, mothers, daughters, brothers, sisters, the Wuhan Plague has indeed descended upon us – especially in New York. The Big Bad Orange Man closed down travel from China, but the plague still found its way to the East. You must now wear masks and stay home. Disregard anyone who tells you that the plague is killed in the sun in minutes but lives for days inside. Stay inside. Stay alive. And yes, I agree with Governor Cuomo – send those elders who test positive for the plague into Nursing Homes. They will feel comforted with their own kind. The Oracle of Gates and Omaha have confirmed they’re on the path to finding the vaccine which will save us all and make me and Gates millions, maybe billions. Of course, we found cures for AIDs and other plagues without a vaccine, but there is a great deal of profit in vaccines, I mean the prophet, the oracle has spoken. Amen.”
Then a ritual of daily briefings frightened us all. And the great saints at CNN and MSLSD gave us a dire warning as they interviewed His Majesty Obama’s most esteemed doctor of Proctology and Crypto-Marxism who gave us Obamacare – the Great Ezekiel who proclaimed: “Woe to you who think that only those hacking, sneezing and with fevers spread this plague. It is a silent killer. So, everyone must obey and wear masks for even those without symptoms will kill you if you don’t obey. Millions will die if you do not comply.” And we all began to shelter in place. Stay home. And we stayed away from Hospitals and no longer got scans for breast cancer or other illnesses, so a few thousand died. But we complied. We were all scared. The Great Fauci and Ezekiel had spoken. Many of us committed suicide. A few hundred or more died. Yet we still complied. Many of us drank and did drugs to the point of overdose and death. Maybe a hundred thousand more dead. The poor got poorer. And some of us went stark raving mad, but we were scared, so we complied. But we did help compensate some of our African American brothers by allowing them to riot and burn things down to let off some steam, and take Big Screen TVs and liquor as tribute. As it turned out, the cure not only killed the economy, it killed more of us than the Wuhan Plague. But we were still afraid, so we complied. As the Borg on Star Trek have told us, “resistance is futile”.
But the summer came, and lo, only the elders and those who were already on death’s door passed into the great unknown. So, some of us came out and explored. We were criticized, but that did not stop us. And when the local tyrant chiefs told us not to go to the beach on hot days or not to get in our boats, some of us rebelled. Orthodox Jews were told they could not congregate to bury their dead. They were told their children could not play but the rioters and LGBTQ folks could parade in celebration that now sex had no meaning for our Supreme Court, that Civil Rights applied not just to race but anyone with mental illness who decided to cut off his penis and decide to be a woman. In rebellion the evil Orthodox Jews used bolt cutters to open the gates to let their children play, but in response DeBlasio the Magnificent had the gates welded shut and order was restored. Alas, the local governors held firm until we showed up in large numbers some of us with rifles on our shoulders, threatening action, but alas, peaceful. We even picked up the trash after our rallies.
The response from the great CNN MSLSD was quick. “You will all die, you rebels, Comply!” they screamed. But the rebellion went on and eventually, some of the orders for lock down were lessened. But the saints of broadcast, Big Brother Lemon and Cuomo, shouted “Comply or die!”, but it was too late. But then something sad happened that drove our Big Brothers mad. The Great Floyd was brutally killed by an evil man in blue and the wrath of the gods descended upon us all. Yes, the Great Floyd was a career criminal, drug dealer, who had once put a gun to the gut of a pregnant woman, to us he was still the great martyr. Those in Blue must pay for killing our martyr.
The Master Soros sent his minions of Antifa, to the cities to burn and loot and show the people how mean the men in blue were. The Black Lives Matter saints were so upset they broke into Target and took as tribute carts full of Big Screen TVs. And they set ritual fires to the evil Blue Ones’ vehicles. We must “de-fund” them they shouted. They started their own magnificent colonies, the first in Seattle. They burned and looted, consecrating the ground where the evil blue men once controlled. The men and women in blue retreated.
We won the battle. But the war is yet to be won. This may be just a scamdemic and the protests to de-fund the police are bogus too, but we are winning! We have achieved more compliance and power with a little microscopic virus and an orchestrated anarchy than we have achieved in a hundred years of simply infiltrating their schools and government. Don’t get me wrong, infecting the government and schools with our ideology ultimately was the final catalyst for our takeover. We have achieved success beyond our wildest dreams! Soon Big Brother, Grandma Nancy, Uncle Joe, and a token black female will rule and big bad orange man will be long gone, only a bad dream. Big Fauci is watching you!