That’s what the AP pukes call it. I call it a freakin’ miracle! I call it exactly what the Olympics is all about. Right now the way the Russians are treated by the CCP/American Totalitarian Media, the constant drumbeat is how can those pesky Russians be making such a mockery of the Olympics? Vlad no doubt cheated at the Sochi Olympics. But Russians were allowed to compete in Tokyo under some non-entity known as ROC with no national anthem played when they won gold? Huh? How dare they keep winning gold when we, the real tyrants of the world, set them up for failure? With the media darling of women’s gymnastics quitting from all the pressure, the Russian men and women swept gymnastics. Imagine poor Simone was under so much pressure, she had to well, quit. But don’t worry, anyone who dares to criticize her will be cancelled. After all, not that the CCP steals American Intellectual Property or the Media and Tech Tyrants stole the 2020 election. Our elite can cheat. CCP and Xi can cheat. But how dare the Russians cheat!
And how dare this 17 year old from Alaska win gold? Why they only have ONE 50 meter pool in the entire freakin’ state of Alaska! She trained in kiddy pools in one of the coldest places on the planet. Not Florida, Texas or California. Nope, Seward’s great hope for a medal. I’m sure they’d have all loved it if she just captured the Bronze. Nope. Got the Gold. Now she starts her fall classes in Austin. My alma mater. Well, she’ll need the pool to stay cool. Very hot and humid is the annual September forecast. It will be hot for the Bezerkley wannabees in the People’s Republic of Austin. Was always a bit left of center. Now sadly the once gem of Central Texas is full on woke. And all those Tech morons moving there bringing their bad politics, bags of bitcoins and propaganda. For me, other than the Russians winning more gold than they’re supposed to, this is the best story of the Woke Olympics by far. You go girl! Don’t let the Woketards in Austin destroy your love for this country where even little girls from Alaska without a chance in hell of winning gold against the “King” of the breaststroke, in fact, brings home the gold! Let’s hear it for all the underdogs!