He reads the cards he’s given and though there are lots of Kool aid drinkers, pricks, dicks and schmucks that tell you that questioning elections is a threat to democracy – you must be a conspiracy theorist if you don’t trust our fair elections. Yet there are many things that are wonky about elections in America in the 21st Century: computer systems that can be hacked, vote harvesting at Nursing homes, and endless drop boxes and vote counts that miraculously change in the four days they do the ballot stuffing, I mean counting. What could go wrong for the GOP? They have even Hispanics and Blacks coming out to support them and should have a record win Nov 8. But if the Uniparty Machine pulls off another steal, then forecasts of violence may indeed come true. Or at least lots of heavy breathing from the folks that watch Fox News and read Breitbart. After all, when you cheat, it’s only a matter of time until you get blowback.
Speaking of blowback – Hopefully, Nancy will keep Paul under wraps and away from the street people he seemingly invited into his house. Without body cams from the police none of the reporting makes sense. My long term girlfriend, a SF native, knows first had that Paul’s a womanizer and the third person they originally said opened the door was probably a paramour. They changed it later to say there wasn’t a third person. This third person was most probably a female romantic tryst for the old geezer. 82 and Viagra. Ain’t it grand! As for the illegal alien from Canada nudist living in a beat up Bus in Berkeley with a BLM Flag – yep, sounds like a Trump Maga guy to me. Could be a friend of the gal or just dumb luck to show up when Paul sent the security away so he could have his tryst. This makes more sense than most of the conspiracy theories out there and that’s what we’ll have until the SF Police shows the evidence. Don’t hold your breath. It’s a one party tyranny in SF and Biden’s Dem party, we’d have better luck finding out where Jimmy Hoffa was buried.
And speaking of being buried, tomorrow night or shall I say the day this gets posted, the aging Donkeys are going to be buried at the polls and put out to pasture so they can bring in the new breed like Sandy of Westchester – the bug eyed babe who obviously has a thing for Musk. At bare minimum even if the Uniparty steals the senate, I don’t think they’ll be able to steal the House – so I expect nasty Nancy to finally hang up her witch’s broom and black pointed hat and we won’t see her ripping up copies of the state of Union addresses ever again.
And what’s really fun is I see that budding romance between Elon and Sandy heating up. Their story could be a great show on Amazon or maybe even a daytime soap on ABC to compete with General Hospital – but my guess is Elon would rather partner with Netflix. Elon is not too fond of Bezos for obvious reasons. Bezos even started a rocket company to compete with Musk – Penis envy perhaps? Yes, it’s true, the rocket looks a lot like a penis. No matter, Elon’s the one who will actually get us to Mars, but Bezos will be able to make money selling rides on his Penismobile rocket to Hollywood idiots and other fools with more money than sense.
And 2 more years of Biden, oh my, but it’s altogether possible they give him early retirement and let Camel Ho become the first female black president. With her zero charisma charm, she’ll be dumped in 24 and one daring move would be to nominate Michelle and Oprah to take up the Dem mantle against The big bad Orange Man and someone like Candace Owen or Tulsi Gabbard in 2024. Wouldn’t that be a fun race. President / Reality TV star with Blogger or Former Female Vet who used to be a Dem vs. Two black females, one TV/ Movie star and the other the former first lady who didn’t like America until she and her old man came to power. Still, my favorite TV star politician of all time is the one who won Ukraine’s highest office, not with policy or ideas but rather with the greatest skit of all time. That’s right, it was Zalensky now head prick of Ukraine playing a piano with his penis. See I tied all this penis discussion neatly up! Now if he survives Putin’s war, I say let him escape and give him sanctuary and American citizenship when Putin essentially flattens Ukraine and makes it inhabitable only for cockroaches and Russian peasants. Change US law so foreigners can become POTUS – but only if he agrees to play the piano with his penis every state of the union address! That will liven up the joint! I bet that will improve voter turnout just like it did in Ukraine! Can’t wait!