I cannot tell you how disillusioned I am. I thought we had a first amendment. I am not naïve. I realize that our government, like most governments, talks about freedom, but when power and money is involved – it’s just talk. But I had such high hopes for my favorite satire site on the Net – Babylon Bee. I thought for sure they’d publish my satirical piece on the Kardashians. But, no. They turned me down. I think they wanted it, but the FBI and Mark Zuckerberg came down hard on the guys that run the Bee. They said my idea wasn’t good enough. But I know the real reason. I made fun of the Kardashians. And you just can’t do that. Make fun of Trump. F Joe Biden. I mean “Let’s go Brandon”. But do not make fun of the Kardashians.
OK, so I admit, the plot for the reality show was a bit thin and maybe it wasn’t funny, but have you been reading the Bee lately? I’m pretty sure they took not just the holidays off but most of last year. Anyway, it’s about a family of mentally challenged folks that become incredibly rich when their famous uncle leaves Goldy Retardishian almost a billion dollars! Goldy has a tragic back story that adds to the pathos. She is part Jewish and part Armenian. Her Jewish mother’s relatives were exterminated in Polish death camps during the holocaust. Goldy’s mother being the lone survivor. I guess it was white on white crime according Whoopie Goldberg – but some of us think race had something to do with it and is why 2 million Jews were exterminated in Poland and 6 million in all. A family of 10 brothers and sisters. All gone. Just Goldy’s mom survived. Turns out most of her Armenian father’s relatives were wiped out by the Turks. Another advanced civilization like the Nazis. Kind of the same thing. Armenians and Jews, a minority of very successful people become scapegoats when the country screws up and needs to blame someone. The million or so Armenians slaughtered by the Turks in 1915 was a dress rehearsal for the Nazis who showed that with efficiency and German engineering know how they could do almost 10 times that – if you count the others slaughtered not Jewish.
The show is sort of like the story of the rise of the Kardashians. You have a very famous and rich slip and fall lawyer who dies. Then you have a former Olympic champion marry the matriarch. In this case, the former Olympic champion is a gold medalist in the special Olympics. Goldy marries Bruce who is actually Kaitlyn but has transitioned to being Bruce. Sort of the opposite of what happened on the other reality show. And one of the daughters did in fact make a sex tape to get the ball rolling so to speak. But the real problems began when the family after they inherited all that loot from Jacob Retardishian, they moved from their trailer park in Kansas to Beverly Hills and a giant mansion. Kinda like the old TV show Beverly Hillbillies – but these folks were Hillbillies from the flat lands of Kansas and the special needs facilities in Topeka. It’s a long story, but it all started with a guy named Peter. Then a girl named Priscilla Dick, no relation to Andy Dick, and no relation to Tim Allen Dick. There’s a Chinese guy named Long Long Wang, not the classical pianist, the Proctologist from Maine, who marries a woman named Wanda Schlong. She goes my her maiden name but Long Long changes his name from Long Long Wang to Long Long Schlong. As you can see it gets rather puerile and penis joke oriented. And it gets worse. One of the special needs kids was dyslexic. Smartest of the bunch. His name was like Henry’s son Peter – Peter Fonda. But since he was dyslexic, every time someone asked him his name he’d say Fonda Peter. But there’s also another Chinese guy named Wang and he has daughter that he names Fonda. So you get Fonda Peter and Fonda Wang.
OK, I get why they didn’t think it would sell. Nobody wants to put down special needs people or low IQ individuals or those with Down Syndrome. We need to make them role models. After all, that is how the Democrats gave us Biden and his Confederacy of Dunces. I mean, look at all the special needs folks he employs in his cabinet. How else could you explain how we sold off the richest and most powerful country on the planet to the Chinese and got nothing for it return but guys like his Cabinet and the leadership of both parties? I know, not everyone in DC are sub-cretinous morons, there are guys like Clinton and Kissinger who were really, really smart – though a bit dodgy if you ask me.
I know the Democrats don’t like to hear it, but that bad boy Nixon may have been the smartest President in terms of pure IQ we’ve ever had. So he broke into Watergate and spied on his Democrat opponent. Big deal! He didn’t if the truth be told. Which isn’t. Actually, 4 of the 5 guys who actually broke into the Watergate complex were former CIA. And this guy Woodward who became the world famous “journalist”. He’s ex Navy and ex CIA but somehow he becomes the journalist to give us this damning expose of Tricky Dick. Nixon actually ended the never ending war in Viet Nam. Well, the deep state couldn’t stand for that! He actually knew that the Deep State, not the people were in charge. But let’s face it. They had the press then. They had the Education, I mean Indoctrination establishment in control. They simply turned the President who decimated the worst Candidate the Dems ever had – and became the most popular president by statistics ever – and he became the most reviled president in history. In a few short years, they turned Richard Nixon – most popular president in history, into Tricky Dick and made Watergate the crime of the century.
But now we have wholesale CIA, FBI and the entire Media Social and otherwise, working with the Uniparty to target the outsider Trump before, during and after he somehow became President. But the Russia Hoax, the January 6 Inquisition – that makes Watergate look like a picnic in front of the Washington Monument. The nerve of the guy – actually looking out for the middle class and the little guy. Such a disappointment. We thought the Donald was one of us, but he turned on us. He wanted to end the endless wars. To stop shipping jobs to China. To make energy cheap and our economy humm. Couldn’t have that. The Uniparty and Scranton Joe’s retards in his cabinet knew full well that chaos and racial hatred is what really drives this country – not actual productivity. No problem, with a complicit social media and big tech – we found all the votes we needed to install our least functional former VP and make him POTUS – Joe Brandon.
When you think about what we have now, it is easy to explain. We have been conditioned to accept special needs folks. To treat them not just as equals, but better than us! So, yes give them the highest government offices in the land. Give them leadership positions at our anti-American Universities, Colleges and public K-12 schools. The country may not be doing so well, but I know that most of my High School and College buddies all feel better for stepping aside. Letting the most disabled take over: Biden, Kamala, and Hunter. You have to admit, Hunter has come a long way since those days of hookers, exposing himself and snorting cheese he thought was crack. We may not be the dominant country we once were, but we are more empathetic to special needs. We are truly a feeling country. No more bullying those we feel superior to. In fact, the only bullying allowed is to any white person making an honest living or anyone who has made “it” working in the “Free Market” – not by the graft and extortion that government folks normally get rich by. So, yes, feel free to trash Trump or any of his white capitalist ilk – unless of course, they come to our side and support our America Last – BiPoc – Black Indigenous People of Color First initiative! Stand aside white Christian. You are being replaced by High IQ perverts in power and low IQ retarded serfs who will do grunt work like slaves and vote for us – even if some of us lied to get a position of power. Yes, this is Utopia!