So I see a conversation – that is, a series of comments on the upcoming Presidential election about how the vote was inevitably going to be delayed on my favorite corrupt Main Stream Media site Yahoo:
B: When I was young in California I remember setting up with my Dad on election night and the results were always reported by midnight. What has happened to our voting system so now it takes days or weeks to count the votes? This is why there is no confidence in our voting system. Prolonged waiting just means cheating on the count. Voting should be in person with ID only.
D: Are you saying that if we stop the count again in GA at 3am because of a leaking toilet in the building then something bad is going on? It’s just a normal things for toilets to leak on election day and all activities to stop as a result. Happens every 4 years…
F: yes, D & B with Newsome literally making it illegal to show an ID at a voting poll – CA and many of these divided states of America are essentially nothing more than Banana Republics.
Which is satire and which is the actual law? It is confusing in this banana republic of California…
Here’s the Newsom CA law described by Newsweek:
California Governor Gavin Newsom has signed legislation that prevents local governments from requiring voters to present identification at the polls, a law aimed at curbing conservative efforts in cities like Huntington Beach…California is one of 14 states that do not require voter ID for elections, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures.
Reprint from Babylon Bee:
Newsom Issues Ban On Legal-Citizen Voting
SACRAMENTO, CA – In a recent move to increase voter access, strengthen election integrity, and improve the voting process, California Governor Gavin Newsom has just signed a bill banning legal citizens from voting in local, state, and federal elections.
Sources close to the Governor’s Office say that the bill prohibits all legal citizens from casting a vote, including but not limited to “any person possessing a proper driver’s license, passport, social security card, or other valid means of state or federal identification.”
“It is my sincere hope that this measure will help defend the electoral processes of the great state of California from legal voters who might otherwise be allowed to vote for Republican candidates or – science forbid! – good policies,” Newsom said in a press conference. “I will not allow this great democracy to perish because of partisan conspiracy theorists or legal citizens.”
According to California officials, the bill also includes a clause allowing for the prosecution of any card-carrying members of the NRA or registered Republicans who come within 300 feet of a voting booth.
At publishing time, Newsom was seen headed to lunch at French Laundry after signing a bill to ensure that only legal Mexican citizens and homeless people in California would be issued properly pre-marked mail-in ballots.